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Tiger Lilly Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Hmmm…
Hey, Dad!
Night Writer Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
TL - you already tried on the chain mail, and you didn’t like it, remember?

Kev - be sure the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch comes with a better manual than Vista or your new computer. And remember, five is right out.