Comments on: EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 30

By: beansimple

beansimple — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:49:26 +0000

“Disney Park Security in Anaheim today reacted to a Muslim attack on the People mover by Alladin’s Genie. Sources close to the investigation say there is no particular evidence that this is a Muslim or Arab Issue and urges park patrons to be assured there is no danger.”

By: Lloyd

Lloyd — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:11:06 +0000

Hey Mom! I’m going to….aw screw it, I’ll be at the Legion.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:57:01 +0000

I pronounce Lloyd the winner.

Dan S gets the bonus point

Lloyd, you just won EckerNet’s Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! What are you going to do now?!

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:25:22 +0000

“Get back up on that chair, lady – I am your worst nightmare!”

And there was a line in “Space Jam” where Daffy Duck (I think) says something to Bugs Bunny about going to Anaheim and playing for the Ducks, and Bugs says, “What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit names it’s team ‘The Ducks’?”

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:18:01 +0000

“I said, ‘Who moved my cheese?’”

By: Tiger Lilly

Tiger Lilly — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 14:48:38 +0000

‘Day of the Living Mickeys’

Either that or:
Mickey Mouse meets Kevin Ecker.

By: Dan S.

Dan S. — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:30:39 +0000

The quote is from Full Metal Jacket.

The picture, however, is regrettably an actual news photo from recent events.

After the 35W bridge fell, Mayor Mickey Mouse went into action swiftly, believing that Minnie-apolis (named for his beloved wife — often shortened to “Polis”) was under terrorist attack.

In the photo, Mayor Mickey had just mobilized the Mouseketeers to defend Minnie-apolis.

By: Tiger Lilly

Tiger Lilly — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:10:12 +0000

Mickey is tired of being in the Disney theme.
Next Disney movie:
The Mickey Files or
When Mickey Goes Bad.

By: Lloyd

Lloyd — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:27:38 +0000

Mickey gets tough on the Disney Land’s illegal immigration problem…will be known as the Mickinator from this point on….

By: Uncle Ben

Uncle Ben — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:53:19 +0000

Mickey Mouse reacted aggressively to news today that he had been implicated in George Mitchell’s report on performance enhancing drugs in baseball. When asked whether his aggression might indeed be an indication of past steroid use, he screamed “#@#$#&*&^!!!!! And NO, I don’t have shrunken testicles!!!!”