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Confirmed : Reid Lives In An Alternate Reality

December 20th, 2007 by Kevin

Wow….just wow.

In response to Republicans winning some key battles in Congress:

\”Who\’s winning?\” Reid asked a group of reporters. \”Big Oil, Big Tobacco. … Al Qaeda has regrouped and is able to fight a civil war in Iraq. … The American people are losing.\”

I\’ll say it again…Wow.

Big Oil huh?? We can\’t drill anywhere. We haven\’t built a refinery in decades. And the only thing politicians want to do about Big Oil is slap more regulations and taxes on them. Yup, Big Oil sure is winning!

Big Tobacco?? Smoking bans are going up everywhere. Big tobacco is being depended on to pay for health care. Yup, Big Tobacco is sure getting away with murder here!

Al Qaeda has regrouped and fighting a civil war in Iraq?? You noticed both military and civilian casualties are plummeting right?? You\’ve noticed that Al Qaeda is no longer to mass ANYWHERE right??

Although you\’re right….the American people are losing. Congress hasn\’t done shit all year, but guess who is in charge of Congress. That\’s right, YOU, Harry Reid.

Big Oil, Big Tobacco and Al Qaeda certainly aren\’t the winners, but I can tell you the Democrats are the Big Losers.

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2 Responses

  1. Uncle Ben Says:

    Since he isn’t winning, that means, in his purple marmalade world, that the bad guys are winning. So he just lists the convenient bogeymen to deflect attention from his extreme case of retardedness. Retard.

  2. Ecko Says:

    1up + respect. :wink:

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