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Now just imagine this scenario :

Iraqi : Heh, you American!

American : Yeah?

Iraqi : Look, regardless of what you see/hear, stay away from our village for a few hours?

American : Ummmm, why?

Iraqi : Well, we got a thing going on

American : This \”thing\” doesn\’t involve planning to blow up Americans does it?

Iraqi : Oh No!! No! No! You got us all wrong. We actually just want to blow up some Al Qaeda guys…

American : Seriously?

Iraqi : Yeah, we\’re gonna ambush them, but we want you to stay away because we don\’t wear uniforms and we don\’t want you to accidentally shoot us.

American : Aren\’t you a former insurgent?

Iraqi : Yeah, why do you think I know where Al Qaeda is?

American : Good point, but…

Iraqi : Yeah, we got tired of dying for for some guy that molests goats in a cave in Afghanistan

American : So let me get this straight, you former insurgent Sunnis want us to back off for a little bit so you can ambush and slaughter a bunch of Al Qaeda terrorists you know about.

Iraqi : Yup

American : Ok

Sounds pretty unrealistic huh? Sounds like just a fantasy of some BushCo Nazi right-wing conspiracy buff right???

Well….as it turns out, that is actually happening….quite a bit lately.