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UPDATE : Still No Draft

October 9th, 2007 by Kevin

During the 2004 elections, Democrats promised that if President Bush was re-elected he would bring back the draft in order to bring about his new world order or whatever crazy bizarro rantings Democrats think when they are off their medication.

I just checked with my crack team of researchers and turns out we still do not have a draft.

I will let you know as soon as things changes. Because we know that Democrats wouldn’t just make stuff up in order to try to win elections. I mean next thing you now they’ll claim Rush Limbaugh hates the troops.

Wait a minute…

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