Stock Alert
October 31st, 2007 by 
Kevin
Stock in America just dropped 42 points on news that American Inc. no longer has a monopoly on people who are bat-shit crazy.
A two-meter shark has been caught in a river in southern Iraq more than 200 km (160 miles) from the sea.
Locals blamed the U.S. military for the shark\’s presence.
Tahseen Ali, a teacher, said there was a \”75 percent chance\” Americans had put the shark in the water.
\”This is very frightening for us. Our children always swim in the river and I believe that there are more sharks. I believe that America is behind this matter,\” said fisherman Hatim Karim.
Yes, we put that shark there to eat your children. Yes, despite our massive amount of military equipment in the area, we decided to use a damn shark to attack your children.
Not even even a shark with \”frikkin\’ laser beams\”….just a plain old vanilla shark. Now that you\’ve figured it out, I should probably also admit we also organized the famous gerbil invasion of Belgium and the horrific spotted owl attack on the poor Armenians. We were able to keep both secret until you figured it out….with a 75% confidence level.
[Via Liberty Pundit]
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November 1st, 2007 at 1:47 am
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November 3rd, 2007 at 9:35 pm
How in hell did they find out we did that. Wait’ll Dick Cheney finds out that our secret infiltration isn’t so secret. Shit! Next they’ll find out about the vultures that we’ve wired with cameras to see who is doing who. It is hard to stay ahead of 7th century technology,mentality, and weaponry.
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