MOB Mayor Election Season Is Upon Us
October 10th, 2007 by 
Kevin
Yes, it\’s time to elect a new mayor….and by a new mayor, I mean me. Because yes, once again I am one of the candidates.
I have quite a few opponents, all of them filth.
Incumbent Andy Applecritteroloski – Under his leadership misspellings and bad grammar have quadtripled in the MOB. We need to end his time in office before we\’re all writing like a bunch of dyslexic Yodas.
Nightwriter – Ok he still hasn\’t let me buy his daughter a beer, but apparently he\’s still endorsing me, so how bad can he be??
King Baniaanananannanan – Come on…he\’s already King, do you really want to make him mayor as well. Power corrupts and all that.
Lady Logician – Ok at first glance she is a ordinary soccer mom. But heh, soccer sucks. And where in the world is it most popular?? Countries run by Marxists, socialists and terrorists. Do we really want a mayor with connections to terrorism??
Bobo The Talking Chimp – Ok do you really want a mayor that doesn\’t know enough to leave his own poo lie where he shat it??
Teaparty – Seriously?? That\’s his name??? ….wow….
Atomizer – I feel bad picking on a guy that\’s too drunk to defend himself.
Tracy Eberly – He may or may not be legally brain dead. Ah, who are we kidding, he is.
Gary Miller – The guy has about 9853107315 blogs, you think he has the time to be mayor as well?? Besides, anyone with that many blogs has serious issues.
Ryan Rhodes – Other than having a huge fetish for his own ass, he\’s a good guy.
Speed Gibson – His campaign strategy is to claim to be just like a guy that made guys wrestle in skimpy outfits (Stanley Blackburn).
As you can see I am clearly the most qualified candidate. Can we just declare me the dictator for life…..er, mayor, and be done with it?
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4 Comments »
October 11th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
I heartily endorse Kevin for mayor.
But I also support Ron Paul for president.
October 11th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Brain Dead? You must have mistaken me for the moron that runs this election, Foot.
Now, quit sniffing the cleaning solvent and get a grip. We can’t have an insane gun nut for Mayor. How about a nice political appointment as police chief?
October 12th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Et tu, Reverend Mother? I mean, I am in the race. Sure, I might appear to be endorsing Kevin, but it’s part of my triangulation strategy. He leaves some mushy comments for you and you’re on his bandwagon?
I guess this does explain the mysterious box of chocolates on the dining room table from “RP”, though.
October 13th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Ahem.
‘Quite a few opponents, all of them filth’?
I’d watch who’s father you’re dissing, Kevvi-wevvi. You might want to re-think that comment.