2008 Elections Over
October 23rd, 2007 by 
Kevin
Well, that was quick….turns out the 2008 elections are already decided. Mostly because they are no unnecessary as one candidate has an overwhelmingly and undefeatable advantage.
Our next president will be former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
Why you ask?? Well, Chuck Norris just endorsed him. Are YOU going to argue with the guy?? I sure ain\’t. This is a guy that can slam revolving doors. Outer space exists because it\’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Besides, it\’s a common misconception that the United States is a democracy. We\’re actually a Chucktatorship, so if he says Huckabee, I guess that is who it will be.
Additional Bonus : We don\’t have to put up with all sorts of lame political ads!! Score!
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