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Remember how we were lectured that 1998 was the hottest year on record….as if that meant anything? Well turns out that NASA just screwed up their algorithms, so in reality is was really 1934. Just a slight oops for certain. But then can you really fault them? I mean they aren’t used to this precision stuff, it’s not like the fly to the moon or anything.

But you do have to feel a little bad for them and the rest of the enviro-weenies. Things just haven’t been going well for them lately. So I thought I’d give them a little help from an angle they probably haven’t thought of. I put my crack research team together and came up with proof positive of global warming. Undisputable even.

However, as a result of this new evidence, I offer this threat to Al Gore and the rest of the hippies. You even TRY to touch my global warming, and I’m going to club you to death with a seal.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to get to work making more CO2.