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….from that whole metro-sexual phase our culture went through a couple years ago. I had really thought we all came together as a society and promised each other we would not be that damned asinine ever again. That men will be men, women will be women, and Mars and Venus can go screw themselves. I mean seriously people….was I alone at that meeting?? Apparently….

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

Really?? Vegansexuals?? Really?? I have to admit, I had the same response as this TV News Anchor did.

But seriously now, what brought this craziness on?? Was this ever really a problem?? For either side?? Because honestly, at least from my perspective, I have yet to meet a vegan that I found even remotely attractive. Pale skin, sickely figure, paniced eyes…….okay we can probably contribute the paniced eyes to the fact that I likely had a dead animal in my hands at the time. But the rest of it, seriously, I mean just follow the link to the article and you’ll see two prime examples of what I speak. Ever seen an interview with the head of PETA?? That man has to have a coroner trailing him everywhere just waiting for the business.

Seriously folks, let’s give up the whole making up silly terms. You people with bodies made up of dead plants can go fornicate over there, the rest of us will fornicate over here. If anyone gets hungry we got steaks grilling right over…..oh, sorry, my bad, forgot…uh, for you guys the lawn is right out back. Dandelions aren’t in bloom anymore but the crabgrass is fabulous I’m told.