EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 28
August 30th, 2007 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- Dan S : 3
- NightWriter : 3
- Mall Diva : 3
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Drunkguy : 2
- jroosh : 1
- kingdavid : 1
- Lloyd : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That\’s right…just pretend you\’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : Tell me what this is. Dear God in Heaven, please tell me…
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15 Comments »
August 30th, 2007 at 7:30 am
Isn’t it obvious???? It is a representation of all of the poor prisioners in Gitmo and Abu Gharib who have been tortured by the evil BushCo…..
LL
August 30th, 2007 at 8:59 am
It’s…well, it’s a… I don’t know, rightly…My guess would be that it’s a thing!
August 30th, 2007 at 11:35 am
It’s ART, man!
August 30th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
recent excavations at the Pompei volcano eruption disaster site uncovered this petrified individual, thought to be an early ancestor of childhood pop icon and star of the small screen, HR Puffenstuff.
August 30th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
A visiting space alien who heard that Minnesota public restrooms are a great place for weird sex, even though he/it is still a little unclear on the concept.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
HR Pufnstuff? That sounds familiar: http://thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com/posts/1143226913.shtml
August 30th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
I think this was from the shower scene in Porky’s, right?
August 30th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Dennis Kucinich’s running mate?
August 30th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Ron Paul’s running mate?
August 30th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Just kidding…
Really, it’s E. T., after getting popped between the eyes by Kevie during “Blog Wars II : Attack of the Cockleburr!”
August 31st, 2007 at 12:07 am
Al Gore’s Love Child with Manbearpig.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:59 am
Hillary, before she puts on makeup in the morning.
September 2nd, 2007 at 9:21 am
It’s a mutated bowling pin.
September 4th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
JRoosh is on a roll! He wins…
September 5th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Oh, thank you!
I want to thank my mother for believing in me.
My publicist for her hard work on my behalf.
My wife, Mrs. Roosh for standing by me through thick and thin.
My doctor for prescribing that anti-inflamatory which allows me to type again.
Algore, for inventing the internet!
But most of all, all of you for your unconditional love and support of my work!
I love you all so much!!!
XOXOXOXOX