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EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 25

July 11th, 2007 by Kevin

The Rankings Are As Follows:

For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.

Question : What is this sister looking up?

[Yes, I know I'm going to hell. Get over it.]

Previous contests:

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, Part 23, Part 24

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14 Responses

  1. drunkguy Says:

    it looks like some one is about win a serious game of vegas style solitaire

  2. Night Writer Says:

    Cheat codes for Xbox Bingo.

  3. jroosh Says:

    …she’s on expedia.com booking a flight to Keegan’s on Saturday. She’s a trivia master.

    Is that pandering?

    Sorry, I got nothin’

  4. Tiger Lilly Says:

    Nun: Heh heh heh… Call me long-winded, will they? Those suckers will never know what hit them!

    (She’s looking up world domination tools and rituals.)

  5. Night Writer Says:

    She’s on the LDS website tracking that “Apostolic Succession” the Pope was talking about.

  6. Night Writer Says:

    “Saints preserve us! Am I ever glad I clicked on the email offering discounts on Oil of Olay. I can’t believe these prices!”

  7. Ecko Says:

    Nun (thinking): “Those monks will never know what hit ‘em.”

  8. drunkguy Says:

    http://www.eckernet.com/meet-the-staff/

    need i say more!?

  9. jroosh Says:

    She’s buying Fried Chicken.

    …on eBay.

  10. Night Writer Says:

    jroosh – is that fried chicken in the shape of the Virgin Mary?

  11. Dan S. Says:

    Correction: she was trying to buy fried chicken online.

    However, after an unfortunate Google search for “Finger Lickin’ Good,” one thing led to another, and, well, you know…

  12. Harvey Says:

    “Just look at the size of Benedict XVI’s pastoral staff!”

  13. Kevin Says:

    LOL, Harvey is the winner

  14. Harvey Says:

    w00t! :-D

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