EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 23
May 11th, 2007 by 
Kevin
It\’s Back!! The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Triple \”I Whine Like A Child\” A : 5
- Dan S : 3
- NightWriter : 3
- Mall Diva : 3
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Harvey : 1
- Bogus Doug : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
- Drunkguy : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That\’s right…just pretend you\’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : What are they saying to each other?
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Previous contests:
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22
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May 11th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Black cat: No, no, he said the Aztec Rain Dance went like this!
White cat: We’re doing an Aztec Rain Dance? I thought this is the way we ask for dinner early!
May 11th, 2007 at 10:09 am
“Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? You think that’s air you’re breathing now?… Again.”
May 11th, 2007 at 10:39 am
This is a classic catfight. Kitty Norris vs. Bruce Feline Lee. A battle to the death…
May 11th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
If we hold really still, maybe the dog won’t see us…
May 11th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Harvey took my answer.
May 11th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
“Yeaaaarrrrghhhh!!! I will kill my shadow and rip its head off!!!”
“Don’t do it! PETA will sue you!!”
May 11th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Darth Feline: “The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the Master.”
Obi wan Tabby: “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
May 12th, 2007 at 7:12 am
White Cat: “I caught a fish and it was this big”
May 12th, 2007 at 7:16 am
Black Cat: You’re not a boy.
White Cat: Yes I am, look!
May 12th, 2007 at 9:20 am
White cat: I learned how to do yoga.
Black cat: Can you do vanilla yoga? I love that stuff.
May 12th, 2007 at 9:29 am
Once again, my Shaolin Paw defeats your Pouncing Tiger!
May 12th, 2007 at 10:08 am
Stop pouncing on my friggin’ tail or I’m going to stick a claw in your eyeball.
May 12th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
White cat: Jimmy?
Black cat: Yeah, Billy Bob?
White cat: See, I thought when you said you wanted a little p-
Black cat: DON’T even go there, Billy Bob!
May 13th, 2007 at 11:21 am
“Ok, Fluffy. Since, we both want that last piece of catnip, I’ll Ro-Sham-Bo you for it…”
May 13th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Sometimes I just want to take your big dumb dumby head and…RRGGHH!
May 13th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Who would have thought the pictures of a few damn cats would have generated so many good entries???
Honestly how am I supposed to pick between these??
Ultimately I had to pick the one that painted the most amusing scene in my head….Drunkguy you win….barely.
Honorable mentions go to….well everyone except AAA.
May 14th, 2007 at 8:12 am
A win is a win, i don’t care if its barely… er, i mean i appreciate the effort the rest of you put in to this contest, really in the end, we are all winners. we can all sleep peacfully knowing we did our best… wait, screw this crap, i won, you didn’t! Ha ha!
May 14th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Jimmy and Billy Bob refused to do something with cats, unless it involved a tailpipe and garbage can.