Mmmm, Bacon
April 9th, 2007 by 
Kevin
The British scientific community has put their collective brainpower together to come up with the formula for the ideal bacon.
It revealed the crunching sound while eating rashers should ideally measure 0.5 decibels.
They should also break when 0.4 Newtons of force is applied through chewing, the researchers said.
Still no room in the budget to figure out how to resist Iran. Cancer research also put on the backburner.
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