Comments on: EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 22 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html Pissing you off and making you laugh since 2002 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:55:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Mall Diva http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html/comment-page-1#comment-2614 Mall Diva Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:57:04 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html#comment-2614 Yay, me!!! I love winning! Yay, me!!! I love winning!

]]> By: Kevin http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html/comment-page-1#comment-2615 Kevin Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:12:52 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html#comment-2615 I declare Mall Diva the winner. Drunkguy was a close second I think...to be honest his spelling is so bad I'm not even sure what he said. I declare Mall Diva the winner.

Drunkguy was a close second I think…to be honest his spelling is so bad I’m not even sure what he said.

]]> By: Tiger Lilly http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html/comment-page-1#comment-2616 Tiger Lilly Wed, 25 Apr 2007 22:14:11 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html#comment-2616 CD Man: I am CD Man! Fear me, o DVD Dude!!! DVD Dude: What? Oh, excuse me *clears throat, gives half-hearted scream* CD Man: *exasperated* Oh, come on, you have to try better than that! Otherwise we'll never make it to Hollywood! DVD Dude: I don't think we're going to make it to Hollywood anyway... CD Man: I am CD Man! Fear me, o DVD Dude!!!
DVD Dude: What? Oh, excuse me *clears throat, gives half-hearted scream*
CD Man: *exasperated* Oh, come on, you have to try better than that! Otherwise we’ll never make it to Hollywood!
DVD Dude: I don’t think we’re going to make it to Hollywood anyway…

]]> By: Uncle Ben http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html/comment-page-1#comment-2617 Uncle Ben Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:04:08 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html#comment-2617 Actually, that's Al Gore. He's wearing all those CDs to reflect the sun back into space before it melts Tipper's libido. Now that would be scary. Actually, that’s Al Gore. He’s wearing all those CDs to reflect the sun back into space before it melts Tipper’s libido. Now that would be scary.

]]> By: Tiger Lilly http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html/comment-page-1#comment-2619 Tiger Lilly Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:55:22 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html#comment-2619 CD man is about to face his arch foe, the evil DVD Dude, in a final duel to see whose CD's are better! If he survives, it will mean change everwhere. CD man is about to face his arch foe, the evil DVD Dude, in a final duel to see whose CD’s are better! If he survives, it will mean change everwhere.

]]> By: Drunkguy http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html/comment-page-1#comment-2618 Drunkguy Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:38:09 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html#comment-2618 Clearly he has set out to vanquish the evil doers that lurke in the darkness... his only weekness is of course mircowaves, as they make him spark and get a cracked appearance.. well microwaves and beer, as is all respectible man's weakness.. well microwaves, beer and young atractive waitresses that bring said beer... but i'm sure you'll be hard pressed to find the CD knight in such an establishment that has a huge walk in microwave, so this guy is nearly indestructable... Clearly he has set out to vanquish the evil doers that lurke in the darkness… his only weekness is of course mircowaves, as they make him spark and get a cracked appearance.. well microwaves and beer, as is all respectible man’s weakness.. well microwaves, beer and young atractive waitresses that bring said beer… but i’m sure you’ll be hard pressed to find the CD knight in such an establishment that has a huge walk in microwave, so this guy is nearly indestructable…

]]> By: Kevin http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html/comment-page-1#comment-2623 Kevin Tue, 24 Apr 2007 00:36:03 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html#comment-2623 Ahhhh, the return of Jimmy and Billy Bob Ahhhh, the return of Jimmy and Billy Bob

]]> By: AAA http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html/comment-page-1#comment-2622 AAA Tue, 24 Apr 2007 00:10:39 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html#comment-2622 Billy Bob: Jimmy? Jimmy: Yeah Billy Bob BB: Why is that guy in a <a>unitard</a> covered with coasters? J: NO clue. BB: Wait, those ain't dem der coasters, those are dem der new fangled things dat are sposed to replace our 8-tracks aren't they? J: Billy Bob, I hate to break it to you, but 8 tracks went out with head bands and <a href="http://www.he-man.org/" rel="nofollow">He-Man</a>. BB: By the power of grayskull J: Dude! BB: Sorry, I still have mine in the box. J: I hate to break this to ya. BB: What? J: Well BB: Tell me! J: I don't thin adding that the <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1967-GMC-C10-PICKUP-45000-ACTUAL-MILES_W0QQitemZ160106917290QQihZ006QQcategoryZ6251QQcmdZViewItem" rel="nofollow">8 track in your Old Chevy on eBay still working</a> means much to people. BB: Dude, that's gonna get me a goldmine for that heap. J: No, the guy above is my younger brother Ken, who is holding fast to the idea that his 1000's of Sade, Michael Bolton, John Tesh, and other soft rock classics CDs won't be lost forever in this new digital age that the iPod has ushered in. BB: WTF!? J: Steve Jobs and Apple's iTunes won't stoop to putting that pansy arsed crap up for iPodders to download. BB: What's an iPod? J: [sigh] BB: iPods are some disco move aren't they? I hate it when you act all hip! J: You so need to get out more. Billy Bob: Jimmy?

Jimmy: Yeah Billy Bob

BB: Why is that guy in a unitard covered with coasters?

J: NO clue.

BB: Wait, those ain’t dem der coasters, those are dem der new fangled things dat are sposed to replace our 8-tracks aren’t they?

J: Billy Bob, I hate to break it to you, but 8 tracks went out with head bands and He-Man.

BB: By the power of grayskull

J: Dude!

BB: Sorry, I still have mine in the box.

J: I hate to break this to ya.

BB: What?

J: Well

BB: Tell me!

J: I don’t thin adding that the 8 track in your Old Chevy on eBay still working means much to people.

BB: Dude, that’s gonna get me a goldmine for that heap.

J: No, the guy above is my younger brother Ken, who is holding fast to the idea that his 1000′s of Sade, Michael Bolton, John Tesh, and other soft rock classics CDs won’t be lost forever in this new digital age that the iPod has ushered in.

BB: WTF!?

J: Steve Jobs and Apple’s iTunes won’t stoop to putting that pansy arsed crap up for iPodders to download.

BB: What’s an iPod?

J: [sigh]

BB: iPods are some disco move aren’t they? I hate it when you act all hip!

J: You so need to get out more.

]]> By: Uncle Ben http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html/comment-page-1#comment-2621 Uncle Ben Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:28:16 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html#comment-2621 The guy's just a plain, ordinary nerd who is looking to vanquish his self respect. It's curious that his eyes are blurred out. Is that you Kevin? The guy’s just a plain, ordinary nerd who is looking to vanquish his self respect. It’s curious that his eyes are blurred out. Is that you Kevin?

]]> By: Dan S. http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html/comment-page-1#comment-2620 Dan S. Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:56:01 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/2007/04/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_c-23.html#comment-2620 The foe in question is, of course, a music pirate. The foe in question is, of course, a music pirate.

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