EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 22
April 23rd, 2007 by 
Kevin
It\’s Back!! The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Triple \”I Whine Like A Child\” A : 5
- Dan S : 3
- NightWriter : 3
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Mall Diva : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Harvey : 1
- Bogus Doug : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
- Drunkguy : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That\’s right…just pretend you\’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : What dangerous foe is about to be vanquished by the heroic CD Knight?
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Previous contests:
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21
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April 23rd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
The CD Knight is on a quest to vanquish iPodman, who is taking over the world and threatening to make him obsolete!
Will our heroic CD Knight survive? Or will he end up like Eight-Track Tape Dude: alone, forgotten, and unwanted??
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:56 pm
The foe in question is, of course, a music pirate.
April 23rd, 2007 at 3:28 pm
The guy’s just a plain, ordinary nerd who is looking to vanquish his self respect. It’s curious that his eyes are blurred out. Is that you Kevin?
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Billy Bob: Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yeah Billy Bob
BB: Why is that guy in a unitard covered with coasters?
J: NO clue.
BB: Wait, those ain’t dem der coasters, those are dem der new fangled things dat are sposed to replace our 8-tracks aren’t they?
J: Billy Bob, I hate to break it to you, but 8 tracks went out with head bands and He-Man.
BB: By the power of grayskull
J: Dude!
BB: Sorry, I still have mine in the box.
J: I hate to break this to ya.
BB: What?
J: Well
BB: Tell me!
J: I don’t thin adding that the 8 track in your Old Chevy on eBay still working means much to people.
BB: Dude, that’s gonna get me a goldmine for that heap.
J: No, the guy above is my younger brother Ken, who is holding fast to the idea that his 1000’s of Sade, Michael Bolton, John Tesh, and other soft rock classics CDs won’t be lost forever in this new digital age that the iPod has ushered in.
BB: WTF!?
J: Steve Jobs and Apple’s iTunes won’t stoop to putting that pansy arsed crap up for iPodders to download.
BB: What’s an iPod?
J: [sigh]
BB: iPods are some disco move aren’t they? I hate it when you act all hip!
J: You so need to get out more.
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Ahhhh, the return of Jimmy and Billy Bob
April 24th, 2007 at 6:38 am
Clearly he has set out to vanquish the evil doers that lurke in the darkness… his only weekness is of course mircowaves, as they make him spark and get a cracked appearance.. well microwaves and beer, as is all respectible man’s weakness.. well microwaves, beer and young atractive waitresses that bring said beer… but i’m sure you’ll be hard pressed to find the CD knight in such an establishment that has a huge walk in microwave, so this guy is nearly indestructable…
April 24th, 2007 at 7:55 am
CD man is about to face his arch foe, the evil DVD Dude, in a final duel to see whose CD’s are better! If he survives, it will mean change everwhere.
April 24th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Actually, that’s Al Gore. He’s wearing all those CDs to reflect the sun back into space before it melts Tipper’s libido. Now that would be scary.
April 25th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
CD Man: I am CD Man! Fear me, o DVD Dude!!!
DVD Dude: What? Oh, excuse me *clears throat, gives half-hearted scream*
CD Man: *exasperated* Oh, come on, you have to try better than that! Otherwise we’ll never make it to Hollywood!
DVD Dude: I don’t think we’re going to make it to Hollywood anyway…
April 26th, 2007 at 10:12 am
I declare Mall Diva the winner.
Drunkguy was a close second I think…to be honest his spelling is so bad I’m not even sure what he said.
April 26th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Yay, me!!! I love winning!