Land Ho!!
February 9th, 2007 by 
Kevin
I\’m all for honorary titles, and can understand the reasoning behind them….but seriously, let\’s not get silly.
Because if you want the title of Admiral for the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska….it\’s open.
You read that right. Nebraska. Navy.
For those of you who need a little help…please go here to see the definition of \”landlocked\” and how it applies to Nebraska. There is not a place in North America farther from a major body of water than Nebraska.
Morbid curiousity alone makes me wonder what their \”Navy\’s\” flagship looks like.
Heh, I don\’t make this stuff up, don\’t yell at me.
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