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According to the AP, the US Customs and Border Protection Agency is having problems filling in some of the larger tunnels they\’ve found crossing the border…

While key entrance and exit points have been plugged in some of the biggest tunnels used to ferry people and drugs across the U.S.-Mexico border, the passageways remain largely intact raising concerns smugglers reuse them, according to a published report.

In recent years, dozens of tunnels have been discovered running under the border. The smaller, more crudely constructed passages are easily destroyed, authorities say. But the larger, more elaborate tunnels require enormous amounts of material and expertise to fill.

That\’s quite a problem, although here\’s an idea, why not just fill them with the bullshit that Bush administration has been shoveling us on illegal immigration?? Surely there is enough of that to fill all the tunnels and then some.  On the plus side, it\’s some pretty thick-headed stuff, so surely it\’s a better barrier than even cement.  And the White House has an unbelievable production rate so I doubt supply will be a problem, especially since they appear willing to provide it for free.

Now if we could just figure out a cheap method for transporting said bullshit to the border because it doesn\’t sound like a fun job…

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I know!! Just have the illegal immigrants….er, sorry, \”undocumented residents\” do it.  After all, they are experts at \”doing jobs Americans won\’t do\”.