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Kevin’s Funnies : Cowboy Diplomacy

July 31st, 2006 by Kevin

Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, “George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.”

“What did it say on the banners?” Bush asks. Mahmud replies, “ALLAH IS GOD, GOD IS ALLAH.”

Bush says, “You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called. Last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner.”

“What could you see on the banners?” Mahmud says. Bush replies, “I don’t know, I can’t read Hebrew.”

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