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Introducing MN Militia\’s Newest Addition

July 30th, 2006 by Kevin

Recently, an inventory of the weaponry of the MN Militia was done. Now most of the committees report is heavily classified, however, I can say that funds were allocated by the EckerNet division to purchase an additional firearm in order to ensure fire superiority against most any enemy.

For security reasons, some details have been deemed sensitive, but I can reveal that this weekend an AK-47 was purchased and issued to the EckerNet division of the MN Militia.

Such weaponry will help ensure that continued fire superiority the MN Militia can bring to bear on it\’s enemies such as the dreaded North Dakota prairie dog.

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5 Responses

  1. drunkguy Says:

    very nice… whens the next range day?

  2. spurringirl Says:

    Sweet – gun porn!

  3. Jeff Says:

    Nice! Now it’s time to Get some!

  4. 50c Says:

    OOOH! Very nice! Tell ya, I’ll sleep better tonight (or lie awake in fear, one of the two)

  5. Night Writer Says:

    A bayonet? For prairie dogs? Do you think you may have to go toe-to-claw with your enemy, or is this just so you don’t have to touch their little dead bodies with your hands when you stack them at the end of the day?