EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 18
June 16th, 2006 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
Triple \”I Whine Like A Child\” A : 4
Dan S : 3
Aelfheld : 2
Sola-Man : 2
NightWriter : 2
Mall Diva : 2
Bobby_B : 2
Harvey : 1
spurringirl : 1
Drunkguy : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That\’s right…just pretend you\’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : How would the New York Times caption this graphic?
![\"All](\"http://www.eckernet.com/images/beached_ship.jpg\" "\\"All")
Past Contests:
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17
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11 Comments »
June 16th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
More proof Bush’s global warming agenda is ruining our precious mother earth.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Mayor Ray Nagin unveils New Design Plans For Rebuilding of New Orleans Convention Center
June 16th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
See what happens when global ice caps melt?!?
err… wait..
June 16th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
Proof Rove was involved in the CIA leak that lead to the Iraq war that was deliberatly set to cover up Bush’s involvement in running illegal immigrants through Maine in his jet when he was avoiding the vietnam war and drinking pina coladas with dick cheney who was rolling naked in a pile of 100 dollar bills that the government had paid haliburton to clean up the oil spill caused by a bird infected with mad cow disease. or something like that… but the reporter wouldn’t give up her source so no one will ever know the truth.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
Let’s Tax Something…
June 17th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
Not unlike President Bush’s Iraq policy, this cargo ship recently found itself high and dry, as if waiting for a popular wave to sweep it from its current status and back into the mainstream of world… um… shipping.
June 18th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
While drunkguys was pretty good, I gotta give the nod to Doug whose was also good but infinitely better written.
Although I do have to give drunkguy credit…at least this time he managed to spell most of the words correctly. Although he still hasn’t learned to use the shift key.
drunkguy, you and triple_a should enroll in a typing class together.
June 19th, 2006 at 7:34 am
you pay for the class, you pay for the lapdances after class at the strip club, and you throw me a huge party at the end of class, and yeah i’d be happy to enroll in some typing class… until then, where is the motivation? to satisfy you? or your readers? good luck with all that.
June 19th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
What is a shift key?
Waaaiiitttttt. I ain’t never had no brokeback moment.
si se puede!
June 22nd, 2006 at 12:28 pm
I can’t believe I lost the “this is what Kevin Ecker thinks is funny” contest yet again. Where’s the justice??
June 23rd, 2006 at 2:24 pm
“Modern Day Noah Builds Ark To Save Animals From Bush’s Global Warming Disaster”