May 18th, 2006 by Kevin
Tonite, I go into battle. Granted my opponent is just some pansy lawyer who bloviates about letters to the Star&Sickle all day long. That right, it\’s the first softball game between Team Ecker and Team Foot tonite in Eagan at an undisclosed location (right above Cheney\’s bunker).
Beer will be drank and it will be good. It is not decided if I\’m pitching tonite or not. But if I am, I promise the world I will do my best to bean Foot up the side of the head and save us all from further torture. Such is my duty.