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Most of you have already heard the dreadful news. Another honorable decent breathing bachelor has surrendered to the institute of marriage by getting engaged. And not just any man person, but our own St. Paul of Fraters Libertas previously known as the MOB\’s most eligible bachelor.

Obviously a new heir to the throne was needed. KAR conducted the election and congrats to Triple_A of Residual Forces for winning. Apparently yours truly was temporarily uneligible due to a slight case of marriage. And I gotta admit, triple_a shows promise. He hasn\’t had the title for 24 hours and he\’s already at it like a pro.

Here yours truly, in a magnificent feat of photography, captured the smooth talker triple_a spitting game at the lovely ladies of the Kennedy campaign. I got to admit I\’m proud of the rat bastard….even if he does abuse my comment section.

Now I understand that many people were surprised by the announcement that St. Paul was engaged. Truly none of us honestly believed he would ever find a woman willing to put up with him. Many people find it so unexpected that they demand photographic evidence of his engagement. Well…I can\’t produce that. But I do have an artist\’s rendering of St. Paul\’s proposal to his future wifeboss.

Best of luck kids.