My New Favorite Holiday
April 11th, 2006 by 
Kevin
I found my new favorite holiday…and I already missed it.
National Cleavage Day : April 7th, 2006
Oh just imagine the festivities and celebrations that go on for this holiday! Why can’t this holiday be a bigger deal?? I mean why should I have to put up with hearing Rudolph the Red-Nose Pain-in-the-Ass for 4 months of the year, when instead I could be greeted with much better sights everywhere I look.
Well until next year!
[h/t : Garfield Ridge and spurringirl]
NOTE : This is a preemptive warning that any suggestive comments that don’t amuse me will receive deletion from me and a severe beating from spurringirl. Guess which one is worse?
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April 11th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Right, because I’m so easily offended.
April 11th, 2006 at 8:23 am
Instead of a day, lets make this more of a week deal or maybe a month… i mean, breasts diserve far more than a day… i mean where would this world be if it weren’t for clevage? just think if the middle east would loosen up and show some cleveage, they’d be a lot easier going and not feel they need to kill everyone… just a thought…
can i get my spuringgirl beating now?
April 11th, 2006 at 9:04 am
Isn’t every day Nat’l Cleavage Day? Or is that just me?
Sorry drunkguy, you’ll have to try harder than that to offend me!
April 11th, 2006 at 11:14 am
oh, i’m sorry, i just figured it was an either or regardles… and since i knew that wouldn’t warrent getting deleted, i figurd i’d score a beating..
i’ll see what i can come up with…