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Okay apparently some members of the MOB have called shenanigans on KAR’s election for the most eligible bachelor. Since they disagree with the fact that a whiny punk like triple_a could win they are conducting their own election. Let’s call this the First Schism of the MOB. Well once again yours truly is amongst the finalists…and I’ve been granted this oh-so-encouraging introduction

Kevin Ecker is unique to the rest of this bunch, in that he is the only one with more hair than my three month old. He’s a bit of a heartbreaker himself as the MAWB squad gals tried to make him their love slave before they all quit blogging.

Wow….um, thanks, guys. If that isn’t a ringing endorsement I don’t know what is. So go ahead and drop by the Nihilist and give me a vote. Heavens knows there is no other reason to drop by. But in all honesty, since I’ve been a finalist for every “Rock Solid in the Blogosphere” award and never won, I’m not all that encouraged by my chances here. I think Nihilist and Sisyphus are secretly jealous of me.

UPDATE : Even my opponents give me ringing endorsements

Kevin: The guy has more dogs than your grandmother has cats. Why? He’s freaking nuts. I heard the guy actually keeps a gun tape to the toilet tank, ‘just in case’. Rumor has it he makes depleted uranium nuts cups for the Israeli army, and his piss glows in the dark since he just loves the feeling of a nut cup. (He can’t stop stealing the merchandise from work and wearing them to the dog park, to make up for his, um, shortcomings.) Quite honestly, I’ve heard the ATF is closely watching the guy for arms smuggling. He allegedly has been taking home the arms blown off test subjects and fastening them to all the walls of his house Aunt’s basement so he can run around and get high fives like he is some kind of pro wrestler.