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Haiku For 50c

April 13th, 2006 by Kevin

Some of you may know that one of the members of the MN Militia (and occasionally EckerNet commenter) 50c has been deployed to Iraq. We\’ve recently got word that he has safely arrived at his final destination in the big sandbox.

We wish him well and miss him a bunch. And just to let him know how much we miss him, I even wrote some haikus for him (if some sound girly, spurringirl wrote that one).

50c away
in Iraq sandbox; making
war not springtime love

Hillary Clinton
great senator very hot;
Just fucking with ya\’

A man\’s life
playing in Iraqi sandbox;
The desert sand sucks

No blossoms, no lakes
and he is drinking duckfarts
alone in Iraq

Big bad machine gun,
You are really powerful,
Your blasts can be loud.

You are only one,
You cannot do everything
But can do something

UPDATE : And wouldn\’t you know it…the military choose today to block access to EckerNet because of content. I\’m not sure if I should be annoyed or proud.

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  1. Psycmeistr Says:

    I think it’s a firewall thing. I can’t get Eckernet (or my blog) at work, either (personal pages).

  2. 50c Says:

    That’s friggin’ awesome. I’m moved to tears. Hillary, hot. That’s great…