EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 12
April 6th, 2006 by 
Kevin
This contest is a special one. Thanks to my victory in the photoshop contest, this one will have an actual prize associated with it. A copy of Hugh Hewitt\’s new book! Let it begin!
The Rankings Are As Follows:
Triple \”I Whine Like A Child\” A : 4
Aelfheld : 2
Dan S : 1
Sola-Man : 1
Mall Diva : 1
Harvey : 1
NightWriter : 1
spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That\’s right…just pretend you\’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : What is this brain child thinking?
![\"Brain](\"http://www.eckernet.com/images/brainchild.jpg\" "\\"Brain")
Past Contests:
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11
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April 6th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
If your goal is to make me as smart as Cindy Sheehan, you still have a long way to go to decrease my IQ…
April 7th, 2006 at 7:28 am
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April 7th, 2006 at 7:39 am
So this is how Democrats are made.
April 7th, 2006 at 10:17 am
I don’t know how Carl Rove does it. I still can’t get the Frater’s guys in line with the vast right wing conspiracy.
April 7th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
The young Spurringirl:
“Geeks are gross.”
zzzapp! “Ow!”
“Geeks are kind of strange.”
zzzapp! “Ow!”
“Geeks are misunderstood.”
zzzapp! “Ow!”
“When I grow up I want to date a geek! Or someone named Billy Bob.”
April 7th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
Please don’t touch that button.
April 7th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
I wonder what Mommy meant when she said I was getting a Cynthia McKinney ‘do…
April 7th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Girl: I know you said I had to do this if I was gonna be on Kevin’s trivia team next week at Keegan’s, but exactly how dumb can the guy be?
Triple_a: Trust me, you will need all the help you can get.
April 8th, 2006 at 6:14 am
Yes… yes, of course… THAT’S how to replace Spock’s brain! A *child* could do it!
April 8th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
This treatment didn’t help triple_a last week – but it does explain his hair.
April 8th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
The young Spurringirl:
“Geeks are gross.”
zzzapp! “Ow!”
“Geeks are kind of strange.”
zzzapp! “Ow!”
“Geeks are misunderstood.”
zzzapp! “Ow!”
“When I grow up I want to date a geek! Or someone named Billy Bob.”
dingdingding!
April 8th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
“Why is Kevin staring at me?”
April 8th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
Girl: Daddy
Night Writer: Yes honey
Girl: Why do I have to wear this?
NW: It will make you smart.
Girl: How?
NW: Well I’ve calculated that since home schooling has produced 2 good people in your sisters through hard work, close personal attention and this machine. You see, we want you to get a great education, that’s why we don’t send you to public school, but we want to make sure you get the same level of institutionalized indoctrination and absolute love and devotion to your educators. That is what this mach ….
Girl: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Girl: Oooooouuuuucccccccchhhhhh!!!!!!!!
NW: Don’t nod off, this thing could scramble your cerebellum if you fall asleep
Girl: What’s a sarabelum?
NW: The Cerebellum is a region of the brain that plays an important role in the integration of sensory perception and motor output. Many neural pathways link the cerebellum with the motor cortex-which sends information to the muscles causing them to move-and the spinocerebellar tract-which provides feedback on the position of the body in space (proprioception). The cerebellum integrates these two functions, using the constant feedback on body position to fine-tune motor movements.
Girl: Huh?
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NW: this thing must not be working.
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Girl: You’re the greatest Daddy in the World.
NW: That’s better. I guess it IS working.
April 8th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Lessee, tax the rich, destroy investment incentives, increase the welfare sector, and then grow the economy…. hmm, carry the one, mm-hmmm, and… IT DOESN’T ADD UP!
April 10th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Hey, triple_a, come here once; I’ve fine-tuned the spell-checking cables. Let’s check them out!
April 10th, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Hugh: You will buy 10 copies of “Painting the Map Red”.
Girl: I will buy 10 copies of “Painting the Map Red”.
Hugh: You will convince everyone in your family to buy 10 copies of “Painting the Map Red”.
Girl: I will convince everyone in my family to buy 10 copies of “Painting the Map Red”.
Hugh: You will convince your public school teacher to buy 10 copies of “Painting the Map Red”.
Girl: Right. Like THAT’S going to happen.
April 10th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Hey Kevin, do I get a point for telling you what this really is? It’s a super old-school perming machine, and sometimes it even took 2 days to do 1 perm! Can I be winner now?
April 11th, 2006 at 1:22 am
Wow…good options. After much debate, the winner is….
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Damn drumroll machine is broken! Anyway, the winner is Sola-Man! Congrats!!
And finally I’m in a bit of a tight spot. If I deny MD the claim to the bonus point she has a legimate claim of me showing favoritism. Ok if you can find a link to support your claim, you get a point as well!
Although spurringirl has noticed the slam on her, so I’m gonna have her give you the book!
April 12th, 2006 at 7:57 pm
Wow! I can’t believe I won! I’d like to thank everyone who made this possible. First, I’d like to thank my parents for liking each other enough to make me. I’d also like to thank my 4th grade theacher, Ms. Fuxa, for teaching me to say “may I” instead of “can I”. Then I’d like to… (a shot rings out from the balcony) **THUD**
April 12th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
Here ya go! It’s a sketch. Can I have my point now?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permanent_wave
To spurringurl: you have absolutely nothing to worry about from me, but if Kevy-wevy is handing out points, I want in. He’s like my big brother(BTW, he bites his toenails).
April 15th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Life just hasn’t been the same since cows took their revenge.