My Concession Speech
March 31st, 2006 by 
Kevin
DAMN IT!!!
I lost again….
Three times in a row I’ve been amongst the finalist for the Rock Solid in the Blogosphere award and three times I’ve lost. How many times has the award been offered?? Well, I’ll tell you….three times. This is a damn conspiracy I tell you.
Aliens came down, assasinated JFK, then gave secret alien technology to the Bush family, with which they tried to assasinate Reagan, that failed so they waited a couple years to ascend the throne and then for reasons unknown concentrated all their powers on preventing me from winning this award.
Damn it.
*sigh*
Ok…well congrats to Learned Foot for winning. I guess I do owe him a debt of gratitude for freeing me from the clutches of the MAWB Squad. For that I am grateful. Plus he lives like half a block from me so things could get ugly. So congrats Learned Foot. Although we all know the ONLY reason you got this is as a peace offering to end the war betwen KAR and the Nihilist.
I’m beginning to think I’m mailing Sisyphus’ bribe money to the wrong address.
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Posted in Ecker Exploits | 
April 1st, 2006 at 9:44 am
half a block? you can drop him from your front door and at best it’ll sound like you slamed a car door…
just a thought.