EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 5
February 19th, 2006 by 
Kevin
So far the scores are as follows:
Triple_A : 2
Dan S : 1
Aelfheld : 1
Onto Round 5
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That\’s right…just pretend you\’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : What party is this guy going to?
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February 19th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
A George Galloway “coming out party”
February 19th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
One of those dances in the Buck Rogers TV series where they “danced” by keeping one hand on a pedastel, like they were all riders in a rodeo or something.
February 19th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
This is Kevin Ecker going to his own I’m a loser and can’t judge a contest worth a damn party.
February 19th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
He’s an aging hipster going to Drinking Liberally.
February 19th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
Come on! Brazing goggles, fire retardent suit…He’s obviously a plumber pipe fitter heading to the union hall…on Brokeback Mountain.
February 19th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
What is so funny? He showed up at my house two weeks ago. Just a typical Sunday night get together.
February 19th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Triple_A is awfully bitter for someone who’s won half the contests so far.
February 20th, 2006 at 11:39 am
I’ve won all the contests so far! I just don’t so far as to have you over to my house to schmooze you into liking me and letting my lame-arse entries win.
Lord knows you wear this damn suit everywhere you go and it freaks my dogs out something fierce.
Hey Kev, just between you and me. Just because those ‘people’ down at the 90′s think you look good in goggles and fire retardant suits, doesn’t mean everyone else does.
(huh, the word ‘retardant’ has “retard” in it, that is kinda fitting.)
February 20th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
I think he’s on his way to (or on his way home from) the annual celebration of Elvis’s birthday at Learned Foot’s house.
February 20th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
At least we know he’s not on his way to a DFL convention. Then, he’d have tin foil on his head, too!
February 20th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Jimmy: Billy Bob?
Billy Bob: Yeah, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Isn’t that Triple_A a sore loser?
Billy Bob: Yep.
Jimmy: Man, that guy in the picture sure is funny lookin’.
Billy Bob: Yep.
Jimmy: Except for the shaved head — that looks cool.
Billy Bob: Yep.
Jimmy: Let’s go tip some cows.
Billy Bob: Yep.
February 20th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Patrick Stewart models the new costume for Star Trek: Deep Space Disco.
February 20th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
It is the required PPE for getting ones meat out of a Muff Pot.
February 20th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Kevin – isn’t that the get up you wore on last year’s Prairie dog trip? we couldn’t shoot because the sun was reflecting off of you to badly…
February 20th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Triple_A, it’s probably worth pointing out that none of the people who have won have ever had me over to their house.
February 20th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
Dr. Evil gets down.
February 20th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
All lies! You’ve had it out for me since this whole thing started. It just took you a few tries to figure out that I, Triple_a was behind the Jimmy and Billy Bob entries.
I demand a recount of the votes. I claim voter dissenfranchisement.
I also call for a Congressional hearing into the whole matter. We must get to the bottom of this.
I am also filing a lawsuit for the thievery some (un)funny people tried to get away with stealing my Jimmy and Billy Bob Chronicles. I have contacted the Inside MN Politics pricks to find out how to file an unsuccessful frivolous lawsuit.
I will not stand for being mocked!
February 20th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Howard Dean rolls out his new ‘hip’ message for the 06 election cycle.
Swingers baby! Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 20th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
After leaving the Amish, Hiram eventually became the life of the party within the Virtual-Reality Based Community.
February 20th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Aaaaah, triple_a had his “Al Gore” moment. How precious.
Lots of good entries on this one. I’m gonna leave it open another day.
February 20th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
I know – he’s going to the Libertarian Party!
February 20th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Speaking of muff pots I found one in my truck the other night… its still there. I keep hoping that the muff pot fairy comes by and fills it with its delicious meat again…
As far as the pic goes, if it isn’t kevin in his hunting get up, it must be Hilary when all the make up is chipped off…
February 20th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
I’m just trying to connect dots here, but isn’t Andy bald? Plus he’s been pretty secretive about his identity, which would explain the goggles. Andy, why did you wear the silver suit?
February 20th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
Hello. I’m Mork, from Dork.
Nanu, nanu.
February 21st, 2006 at 7:21 am
triple_a, If you won’t stand for being mocked, have a seat.
February 21st, 2006 at 7:25 am
Ma-ia hii
Ma-ia huu
Ma-ia hoo
Ma-ia haha
Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc . . .
February 21st, 2006 at 9:11 am
Well, I like the “Numa, Numa” song much better than “Manah, Manah.” (Eh, Picasso?)
February 21st, 2006 at 11:22 am
aelfeld, kinda sounds like the sound you make when vomiting. huh
February 21st, 2006 at 11:23 am
Eva Young’s Gynecologist goes in for a look.
February 21st, 2006 at 3:40 pm
Kojak: 2010
February 21st, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Eva Young’s Gynecologist goes where no man has gone before.
February 22nd, 2006 at 1:17 am
Wow some good ones this time around. To be honest I had three finalists. I couldn’t make a decision.
And not having a three-sided coin I elected to throw darts at my monitor to choose.
The biggest crack obscured the entry by aelfheld, with his “Patrick Stewart models the new costume for Star Trek: Deep Space Disco.”
Congrats, you are now tied with the eternally grumpy Triple_A
February 22nd, 2006 at 3:23 pm
You sir, happen to suck, and suck badly at this whole judging thing.
If you think that is funny, you got more issues than being a closet Male Strip club addict. Oops, its out now.
February 22nd, 2006 at 5:38 pm
*GASP*
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:03 pm
‘Gasp’ from another one of the dancers. For crying out loud.
How much money does it take to bribe Kevin to for a win?
I wouldn’t know. I won mine by letting my work speak for itself.
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Kevin I think you need to fess up as to your odd habits with women ( or lack there of)
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Kev, You don’t by chance have a fireplace at your place do you?
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/index_darwin2005.html
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:44 pm
Last one correct link
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2005-09.html
February 22nd, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Hmmm…what the heck kind of dancer are you talking about?
Anyway, it sounds like someone is pretty bitter about not winning one of the dorkiest contests ever.
April 8th, 2006 at 9:40 am
Clean Tom Cruise’s bathroom.
April 15th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
The Democratic Party. He’s Barney Frank’s full body proctologist.