EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 4
February 16th, 2006 by 
Kevin
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : Who/What is getting married and to who/what?
Alternate Question : Make up your own question, and then answer it….cause I don’t have a clue on this photo.
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February 16th, 2006 at 7:34 am
It’s the 2006 version of the Manamana song. The guys on the sides are the equivalent to the pink monsters.
So really “The question is, What is a Manamana? The question is, Who cares?!”
February 16th, 2006 at 8:05 am
Menah Menah!
February 16th, 2006 at 9:07 am
Billy Bob: Jimmy
Jimmy: Yeah Billy Bob
BB: Are you sure this is where cod pieces go?
J: Has to be.
BB: How do you know?
J: These would look stupid anywhere else.
February 16th, 2006 at 9:14 am
Billy Bob: Jimmy
Jimmy: Yeah Billy Bob
BB: How much longer until we’re suppose to fight?
J: That Jerry Springer guy said we’re suppose to wait.
BB: How long?
J: Til he kisses you
BB: Kisses me?
J: Yeah
BB: I thought he was going to kiss you
J: No
BB: Well that ain’t right
J: Nope
BB: Why’d we let them get us drunk before we signed that contract?
J: Better question- Why’d this guy wake up in our bed this morning?
BB: What guy?
J: The guy whose hand your holding
BB: I’m not holding your hand, just this hot chicks.
J: That ain’t a chick
BB: Crap
February 16th, 2006 at 9:17 am
Menah Menah!
February 16th, 2006 at 9:21 am
Ok, Kevin, I think that the real question is *how* did you find this picture, and *what* were you looking for when you found it?
February 16th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Menah Menah!
February 16th, 2006 at 11:02 am
You can play on mine.
February 16th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
I don’t really know if it’s fair for me to enter this one or not.
I know what they’re watching: the Super Bowl. This was a picture of Ben being ushered into the half-time Dance-Dance contest at my house by Surly and Kevin.
(And no, Ben, I haven’t forgotten that “Surly and Sweetest” photo caption).
February 16th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
kevin must be the one on the left then…
February 16th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Playing off of the popularity of the NBA’s previous “I Love This Game” ad campaigns, the league has now introduced the “I Love This Game…no, I mean I really LOVE This Game!” promotions.
In stadiums throughout the country, fans will be chosen at random to marry, yes marry, actual NBA players!
Congratulations to the first winners, Danny DeVito and Ben Stiller, who are pictured here with their new bride: Yao Ming of the Houston Rockets!
February 16th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
John Stewart. You’re an evil man.
February 16th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Eeee-villl.
The prize will probably go to Triple A again; I mean, “cod-piece” is funny all by itself.
February 16th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Night Writer, I agree, codpieces are comedy gold.
Mall Diva, I believe Kevin got this from the latest batch of Abu Ghraib photos.
February 16th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Ang Lee’s production of The Nutcracker has garnered critical acclaim.
February 16th, 2006 at 10:28 pm
LOL, actually I declare aelfheld the winner for Contest #4!
Although admittedly triple_a almost had me at cod piece.
And Mall Diva, if you think this one is strange, you should see the ones I’ve decided are not fit for publication.
Maybe I’ll have to do a Director’s Cut version one day.
February 17th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Billy Bob: Jimmy
Jimmy: Yeah Billy Bob
BB: What makes that funny?
J: Makes what funny?
BB: “Ang Lee’s production of The Nutcracker has garnered critical acclaim.”
J: I don’t know. It isn’t funny.
BB: That’s what I thought.
J: Maybe all this power we gave Kevin being the judge is too much for him.
BB: Or maybe that is a picture of him and aelfheld and in order to keep him quiet, Kevin gave him the win.
J: Or, Kevin just sucks at judging contests. Lord knows he sucks at blogging.
February 17th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
Pssst, triple_a, you’re supposed to kiss the judge’s ass, not insult him
February 17th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Hey, who do I have to insult to win a caption contest around here?
February 17th, 2006 at 11:26 pm
triple_a
February 18th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Billy Bob: Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yeah, Billy Bob?
Billy Bob: Why does Andy Apl-, Andy Apol-, Andy Alp-; why does Andy go by AAA?
Jimmy: Because you can’t misspell it, Billy Bob.
Billy Bob: Oh, yeah, right.
February 21st, 2006 at 11:11 am
12 THINGS MEME
I’ve been tag-team memed by bloggranddaughter ArmyWifeToddlerMom and blogdaughter Teresa of Technicalities. 1: Black and White or Color; how do you prefer your movies? With sparkling dialogue, and a plot that clips along rapidly, rarely pausing to gaze…
February 21st, 2006 at 11:12 am
12 THINGS MEME
I’ve been tag-team memed by bloggranddaughter ArmyWifeToddlerMom and blogdaughter Teresa of Technicalities. 1: Black and White or Color; how do you prefer your movies? With sparkling dialogue, and a plot that clips along rapidly, rarely pausing to gaze…
February 21st, 2006 at 11:15 am
Don’t know what this wedding’s all about, but I’ll bet the Massachusetts Supreme Court says it’s legal.
April 15th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Anwer for Original Question: The Governator and Maria Shriver. (this is the part where Arnold is given away to his bride. The fat man on the left is Ted Kennedy.)
Alternate question: Where was this photo taken?
Answer: Opening ceremony to the 2004 Log Cabin Republicans National Convention.