EckerNet Conducts A Fact Finding Mission
July 27th, 2005 by 
Kevin
Well my site has been coming along pretty well. I’m in a groove if you will. I’ve been noticed by the MSM. I have managed to piss off a few people. And I’ve had fun doing it. Which means of course it’s time for me to go AWOL for awhile.
Yes, your glorious and insanely attractive author is off on a dangerous expedition into the vast expanses of rugged wilderness known as the Boundary Waters Canoe Area.
Yes I will be braving the elements and the complete lack of pubs in that uncharted land. But do not fear, I will be support by a cast of 5 other misfits….at least one of which could be called marginally responsible.
Seeing as I have misplaced my 200 mile long network cable, blogging will be “light” until I return. However, in my travels I will make sure to ask every furry creature I spot if I could borrow their laptop for a wee bit.
Otherwise I expect to return on Monday sometime. If not, please send a search party to the vicinity of Lake Isabella….and tell them to bring beer, I’ll be thirsty.
P.S. Feel free to entertain yourself in the comment section below.
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July 27th, 2005 at 6:15 pm
OPEN THREAD!
I’ll start this off, am I the only one that thinks Kevin totally blew it when he lost the “Rock Solid” award to Atomizer?
http://nihlist.blogspot.com/2005/07/rock-solid-in-blogosphere-summer-2005.html
July 27th, 2005 at 9:17 pm
*GASP*
Complete lack of pubs?!!!
Don’t worry Kevin! I’ll cover for you!
(Barkeep, make it a double. I’m drinking for two now.)
July 27th, 2005 at 9:39 pm
My dear Jedi,
Why don’t you just save the search and rescue team all that trouble and just stay home? Of course if you really want to deal with mosquitoes, biting black flies, hoisting your food pack into trees to keep it from the bears that you will have to chase from your campsite, dehydrated food, filtered water, and the dreaded “Government Boxes”…be my guest. But five bucks says you’ll be lighting off those emergency flares within the first twelve hours.
Be sure to comb your hair before the news crews arrive, will you?
July 28th, 2005 at 12:21 pm
Interesting you neglected to tell the world that you were making said trek with 3 attractive young women… I supposed you are hoping to get lost in BFE, and have to huddle for warmth… Don’t worry, if you don’t come back, i’ll take your firearms and the dog…
July 29th, 2005 at 8:47 am
Hey, this is Kevin reporting in.
I decided that instead of camping I would go to Harlem to stay with my good friend Bill. We then went to Vermont and got married, and now we’re on our way to DC to protest B* and KKKarl.
Did you guys know that the wife of this new Supreme Court nominee is pro-life? Outrageous!!! I’ve already made three signs and five shouted slogans. Oh, and I’ve decided to stop bathing and sell my guns back to the government.
Screw all of you,
Eckbutt
July 29th, 2005 at 5:56 pm
His sister has the keys to the pad, right? Party at Kev’s!
July 30th, 2005 at 12:11 am
Totally time to get spammed.
Click here and You’re a winner, the 10,000th visitor and we’ll let you find true love.
Or not.
July 30th, 2005 at 4:35 pm
(Hic) Uh… Kev? When’r ya gettin’ back? Drinkin’ fer two ain’t zactly eazzzy ta’ keep up. (Hic)
July 31st, 2005 at 5:49 pm
Yeah, I’m back unkilled from the rugged wilderness.
Marty: Sorry for disappointing you on the Rock Solid award…but thanks for nominating me. And good luck on that link.
Doug: Thanks for covering for me. I owe your liver. Next round is on me….remember, your liver is evil and needs to be punished.
Cathy: HAH! I made it….barely. Just because the area you live in resembles the Boundary Waters doesn’t mean you are the only one that can survive it!
Matt: I’m back…so no on the dogs and firearms. And yes I was with 3 attractive women…although I’m directly related to 2 so they don’t count. The other counts….thanks for noticing.
Evil Kevin: You suck
Sandy: My sister was with me…sorry, party at my place next time.